He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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