my mario cart skills improve with alchohol. and i think my real car skills do to but the cop didnt see my logic
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
i am craving dick and cupcakes
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
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