Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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