your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
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