She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
May the power of my ass compel you!!
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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