but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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