she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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