i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
Upside of a two-day migraine: thanks to a prominent "E" in the middle of every pill, I think we can totally pass off Excedrine Migraine as ecstasy to stupid, drunk freshman. This is totally going to happen. That entrepreneurship course is paying off.
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
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