Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
At the ER, will you come pick me up... Had an allergic reaction, wanted to see if I could eat a peanut without dying... Do you how bad this is evolutionary, I would have died back in the days of survival of the fitest by now
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
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