Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
All I recall is being at the strip club doing dark rum shots and then puking a question mark on the wall above the garbage can in the men's room and having diarrhea in the sink. 6th drunkest I've ever been without blacking out.
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