they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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