I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
nothing says happy new years better than a black eye from shooting yourself with a champagne bottle
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
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