Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
You asked my mom "who the fuck drives four hours to sleep in a guys bed and not touch his penis"
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
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