her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
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