Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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