I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
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