i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
I just threw up on my dentist
don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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