she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
Dude. My knees have no hair on them and they're bruised. My thigh is killing me. I have about 1000 texts to about 5 exes which I horribly regret. I have pictures of my own penis on my phone. I can't find my iPad. And I have work in an hour.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
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