She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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