After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
I've decided to tape numbers to the bottom of my heels corresponding to the number of drinks I can safely consume in them.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
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