Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
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