His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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