I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
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