I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
But, I don't have the body of a porn star, so nobody would hire me. Unless they're doing like a trip to the safari and they need an albino rhino
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
so let's talk penis.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
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