i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
i woke up on my kitchen floor, halfway through a text, and my mascara running... this is why i stopped drinking tequila
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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