well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
Some guy in the bathroom just took his shirt off and proceeded to tell me the story behind all of his stab wounds. That's what I get for making small talk
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
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