Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
I'm about 40% drunk. You know, not drunk enough to light the bar on fire, but drunk enough to let the cougar hit on me.
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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