I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
and she was petting her beer can
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
Hey did you take a shower last night at like 4am?
"ummm...." (Thinking in my head) wet towel, soaking wet hair, clean pjs on backwards... "that would make more sense then what I thought happened..."
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