i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
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