real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
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