we're blogging at a bar
Your parents are going to be so confused in the morning
More like pissed. but ill be sure to explain my pathological fear of terrorists hiding in the bathtub
I wish i could be there for it
I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
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