My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
I had five suicidal voicemails from him when I woke up this morning. They all started and ended with "DON'T FUCK MY ROOMMATES".
It was only one, it doesn't count.
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
wow bdsm is so cute
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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