Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
Theres a handprint of sauce on my fridge, one on my face, and a trail of it leading to my bedroom, and sauce all in my bed, and I have no idea what the fuck i ate.
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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