we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
You're earring is so big in my mouth
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Oh, btw, UPS might come by. Drunk me ordered us $75 worth of gummy airhead starburst type candies. Whatever it is, it'll be delicious.
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
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