I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
How naked do you want me to be?
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