Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
God I love dating single dads. They've got their shit at least a little bit together and there's always snacks after sex. #nakedfruitrollups
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