If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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