i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
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