So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
The second time he came it projectile shot in my ear
We were in a spooning position and it shot all the way up. He was like sorry. Physics.
Every minute you wait for the sex that's not gonna happen, we're missing a tone deaf, drunk, tard-asaurus rex half-sing a 90's song to a bunch of other dinotards at karaoke.
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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