i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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