So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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