A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
I'm timing the release of my poops to the sound of the machine gun from the video game he's playing in the living room.
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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