I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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