problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
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