Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
Randomize
