so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.
At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.
That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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