I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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