Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
I'm not even planning on drinking that much tonight.. but I'm writing "emergency contact number" and your number on my hand just in case
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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