with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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