i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
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