writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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